These guys REALLY need to learn to play it cool!

If you’ve ever worried about whether you’ve been texting that guy you fancy too much, these texts should make you feel a good bit better:

This is one eager beaver…

He should have taken the hint last weekend… 

Anyone looking for a sugar daddy? 

Five days of texting and still no reply? It's time to give up, love!

Everything is fine, now GO AWAY! 

Being ordered to text someone isn't such a turn on…

You know you want it – really? 

Because this isn't creepy at all!