The secret things guys do that girls don’t know

Our guy sources reveal what they do when the girl folk aren’t around…

We do urinate in a whirlwind motion and flush the toilet early in order to race it to the end…

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We sometimes fantasise about your female friends….yerp

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We delete our search history’s and cache…

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We like to see how high we can pee in a communal urinal…

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We remember things based on familiarity so if you tell us the name of your best friend’s new boyfriend, we have literally have forgotten it 5 seconds later.

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We sometimes pretend to be asleep, because you’re talking about shoes or something…

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Boobs are our weakness….

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We have found it funny to leave our socks on during sex…

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We will never ask for directions because we were rocking the independent vibe way before Beyonce and her cronies came along…

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We spend an hour in the jacks, not for space or me time, just because it’s that enjoyable…

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We can multi task…we just don’t do it so you can have your little joke time.

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We love taking advantage of man flu when it comes along…

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We never admit we’re wrong, because…

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