The emotional cycle of every girl’s morning

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Morning are the absolute worst, aren’t they? Here are some things that run through every girl’s mind when that dreaded alarm clock goes off:

1. “Snooze, where’s snooze? SNOOZE !”

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Ten minutes of bliss. Followed by ten more.

2. “I suppose I should really get up now.”

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Ugh…why?

3. “Why did I stay up so late last night?”

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You vow to be in bed at 9pm sharp tonight. We all know it won’t happen.

4. “Is there a job out there that doesn’t involve getting up before half eleven?”

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…And still finish at 5pm? Thought so.

5. “Is my hair too greasy not to wash?”

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Because those extra five minutes could go so far right now…

6. “Will I get away without make-up today?”

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Struggle on girfriend…

7. “Oh crap, I have no clean clothes.”

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Pulling things out left, right and centre just to put an outfit together is simply soul destroying.

8. “Breakfast or near starvation until lunch?”

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It’s the most important meal of the day – ALWAYS have breakfast, ladies!

9. “Please GOD, don’t say it’s raining outside today.”

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As you pull on those not-so-waterproof pumps you pray the skies don’t open and leave you with shivering puddle feet all day long.

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