Thanks hun! 10 tweets about Penneys that are relatable AF
Ah, Penneys, every Irish girl's favourite high street bargain store, where you can wander in for eyelashes and come out with a whole new wardrobe, Christmas presents for your entire family (in June) and yet another pack of bobby pins.
Penneys is an Irish institution, and there are more than a few things about Penneys that we all know to be true:
1. First things first (I'm the realest) It's Penneys.
Irish people that call penneys "primark" should have their citizenship removed and be handed a british passport don't @ me
— Laura (@valleyelectra) February 6, 2017
2. The struggle is real.
My bank statement is literally food and penneys
— olwyn (@OlwynBourke) February 8, 2017
3. It never works out that way….
I tried to go into penneys for just college pants today. Well…. didn't turn out that way
— MuaMal(@MalwinaKolubka) February 7, 2017
4. Why get just what you need when there are bikinis for your imaginary holiday to buy.
went into penneys to buy socks. spent €53.
— yasmin (@yasminkai) February 7, 2017
5. We always spot something on the way out after paying and have to queue up again.
Shame is frantically attempting to transfer money in the queue in Penneys as you go for up for your second purchase of the evening
— Fionnuala (@FionnualaJay) February 3, 2017
6. EVERY. TIME.
I don't care if it's Penneys or Brown fucking Thomas, trying on white clothes and tan staining them is RUDE
— chloe (@cxloe) February 2, 2017
7. It sometimes doesn't quite look how you expected..
When you go to Penneys feeling all sexy and cool and buy something adventurous but you get home and try it on pic.twitter.com/p9kdFpBKft
— claire. (@ClawsKelly) February 8, 2017
8. Well it is pretty awkward when your cashier is a hottie and you're buying a bumper pack of granny knickers.
My sisters such an awkward person when it comes to underwear shopping so in penneys today I put knickers on her head, highlight of my day
— Karla Plowman (@karla_plowman) February 10, 2017
9. As if we could ever stop.
Literally stop letting me go to Penney's
— anita (@slickadripz) October 24, 2015
10. Literally everyone loves Penneys. Even the invisible.
Ok I literally don't know how this is possible but I just saw a Penneys bag float the whole way up Dundrum. pic.twitter.com/r0TVrtECm1
— Davey B (@Dave_B24) June 20, 2015
