Other than the obvious murderer, criminal or anything that makes us a bit uneasy, these are the dodgy things you should be looking out for when finding your next boyfriend.

1. He knocks women constantly, except for you who he puts on a pedestal. He’ll say things like “Jesus, I’m thankful I’ve never had to put up with her crap” (about one of your mates). The pedestal is fake – he’s mentally criticising you too.

2. Constantly slags women drivers

3. Won’t go down on you…

4. …but expects you to go down on him

5. Has daily sayings like: “I’ll be home at 6, make sure the dinner is on the table.” Leave a tin of beans and a slice pan for him and see how he gets on.

6. Chooses things like sports over you constantly.

7. He makes fun of your taste in music, movies, and television.

8. He appears to have a problem with watching porn

9. He tries to turn everything into an opportunity to have sex with you

10. He has cheated on someone in the past and he’ll probably do it again

11. His “friends” don’t seem to have much time for him

12. He openly flirts with other women in front of you, even when he knows it makes you uncomfortable.

13. He consistently comes in at under the 60-second mark during intercourse..

14. He refuses to hang with your friends or is completely ignorant in their company when he does.