In case you've been living under a rock for the last week, you'll know that there once existed a baby which downed pints with all the gusto of a seasoned boozer.
Way back in 1997, this kid was featured on an episode of Nationwide, and people barely batted an eyelid over this lad's appreciation for the Black Stuff.
Fast-forward 20 years and the country was only dying to know who this kid was, and what he gets up to nowadays.
And when they eventually found out that Pint Baby is a strapping 20-year-old man from Kildare called Stephen Barron, they decided they no longer cared about Pint Baby, and have more pressing things to consider.
Twitter, you're a fickle bunch.
1. Where's Pine Baby?
— esthero'mooredonohoe (@estheromd) February 21, 2017
2. Does he have more interesting siblings?
BREAKING: Siblings of #pintbaby UNCOVERED:
Pinto Baby (big fan of burritos)
Pinot Baby (v fond of wine)
Pinafore Baby (I'm gonna stop now)
— Rebecca Keane (@rbcakn) February 21, 2017
3. Is Pint Baby plotting Twitter's takeover?
#pintbaby has beeb trending for over 24hrs now. We're so desperate for a bit of Brexit/Trump relief
— SarahEllen Swinburne (@theclappers4) February 21, 2017
4. Pint Baby, your time has come and gone.
— Anna O'Donoghue (@AnnaVDesigns) February 21, 2017
5. Why aren't we PROPERLY harnessing Pint Baby's newfound celebrity?
Bringing a few stories together can #pintbaby not take over as FG leader now and go visit Trump in White House, ticks all the right boxes
— Ken Curtin (@kencurtin) February 21, 2017