When Sam Faiers signed a deal to pen her autobiography, she obviously decided it was going to be a no-holds-barred rant of epic proportions and, jeez, did she deliver.
In extracts of the tell-all autobiography published in The Sun, Sam called out her ex-boyfriend Joey Essex on his juvenile behaviour and made no secret of the fact she has little to no time for her former flame.
Sam, branded Joey, who she dated for two years, as 'delusional', saying: "If delusion was an Olympic sport Joey would have a gold medal."
According to 24-year-old Sam, her ex-boyfriend was more interested in the nightclub scene and making cash than spending time working on their relationship.
Explaining that she had to call time on their romance for her own good, Sam admitted that Joey wasn't likely to change, saying: "That's why we had to break up, for the sake of my sanity."
In a revelation that isn't going to do a whole lot for Joey's rep, his ex-girlfriend suggests that he's 'a little boy lost', saying: "He is like Peter Pan, frozen in time and unable to handle anything bad or real."
We're actually scared to imagine the fall-out from this one!