JLaw’s BFF talks about being a nobody at the Oscars

“We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats shit and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible…”

Laura Simpson has been Jennifer Lawrence’s best friend for years and was lucky enough to be her date to the Oscars.

She wrote a personal account of the event and the story includes sniffing Brad Pitt, encountering Jessica Biel in the bathroom and a dalliance with Bill Murray.

She’s hilarious and we can see why she’s Jen’s BFF. Read her full account here.