A special Fifty Shades of Grey film… for Christians

So if Fifty Shades of Grey is just a bit too hot to handle for you, perhaps Old Fashioned will be better suited to your tastes.

It’s been dubbed the Fifty Shades of Grey for Christians, and it’s being released on the same date as its steamier counterpart – February 14th.

It’s writer, director and star (kind of says a lot about it already huh?) Rik Swartzwelder says the film will “tell a love story that takes the idea of Godly romance seriously.

“[It’s] a story that, without apology, explores the possibility of a higher standard in relationships, yet is also fully aware of just how fragile we all are and doesn’t seek to heap guilt upon those of us that have made mistakes.”

The story tells the tale of a former frat boy and a “free spirited woman” who attempt an old fashioned courtship in contemporary America.

Who knows, this could be the greatest love story of our time!