Can you tell what someone’s like in bed just by looking at their face?
Well, that’s what Siang Mien devotees claim.
The Chinese have been practising the art of face reading for more than 3,000 years and say our features give away a whole lot about us – including just how much we can rock his world!
Here’s a round-up of the supposed giveaway sexual signs written all over your face.
Small and sparse: You could take or leave sex, and would rather read a good book than get it on in the bedroom.
Thick and bushy: You love sex! You never tire of passion and lust after your crush on a daily basis!
Pale eyes: You’re easily sexually satisfied, and have a tendency to change partners faster than outfits.
Dark eyes: Passionate and into marathon deep and meaningful sex. You’re dynamite in bed, and keep your man on his toes with lots of intense, varied sex.
Lips and mouth
Large mouth: Large mouthed lovers are unselfish and take time to pleasure. Oh my!
Full bottom lip: You’re a sensual adventurer, but are more likely to cheat! People with wide mouths want to be (and are) bosses of the bedroom.
Small mouth: You’re quick to orgasm, wary of new people, loyal only to a few and not very affectionate!
Snub nose: Dreamy and into romantic sex and traditional positions. Not interested in erotic adventures.
Bumpy nose: Not only do you love sex, you like loads of it – the kinkier the better!