Bride sends invitation telling parents to “suck it”

We've seen a few dodgy wedding invitations in our time but this one definitely takes the (wedding) cake.

23-year-old Alyssa Pearse got married recently, but after years of alleged "physical, emotional, and sexual abuse" by her parents, she has no desire for them to see her walking down the aisle.

Rather than letting them "bully" her into getting an invite, Alyssa sent her parents out a special one, only for them.

"I went home and wrote my parents the de-invitation," she told Reddit users. "I opened up a word document, found the nicest calligraphy font I could, loaded up the printer with some of the lovely parchment paper left over from the other invitations, and wrote… I then found a nice matching envelope, addressed it with a fancy gold pen, and posted it. I mean, if you’re going to send someone a memorable 'stuff you,' you’ve really got to put in some effort. You may as well go all-out."

The result is, well, exactly what you'd expect:

For the record, Alyssa posted an update this week saying that her big day was "amazing." Congrats!