Don’t worry girls, we all tell these lies to ourselves on a daily basis. You are not alone.
1. I’ll go to bed early tonight
No, you won’t. And you knew that almost immediately after you made this decision, it was not going to happen. Go on, stick on another episode of Gossip Girl. One more won’t hurt.
2. I’ll start going to the gym every day
You know exercise will make you feel better but this couch is soooo comfy…
3. I’m not gonna get drunk tonight
Well that bottle of gin you bought tells us otherwise…
4. I’m not getting with HIM again
Don't drink the gin then…
5. I’m giving up junk food
Chocolate doesn't count though, right?
6. I’m staying in this weekend
WHO is going out?! I'm there.
7. Sure I don’t even like him, it’s only a bit of fun.
This one is okay for the first few weeks/months, but eventually it’s yourself you’re going to be convincing, not your mates.
8. I’m gonna start studying, like, really soon.
One for the college students out there…we believe you.
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