27 things a girl thinks while underwear shopping

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Underwear shopping can be a harrowing experience for any girl, whether it’s choosing between fancy underwear or comfortable, the mind of a lady runs wild…

1. I want to get something reeeeally pretty!

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2. No I want to get something comfy

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3. I want to look HAWT for my boyfriend

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4. No WAIT I’m a feminist. I don’t need to buy into his patriarchal beauty myth to be attractive. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

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5. I feel like people can definitely see me in this changing room

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6. Maybe if I keep one hand on the curtain and change with my other hand? Oh shit, I’m falling. Shit. SHIT! Sorry, don’t mind me. So sorry!

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7. Should I bother getting a proper bra fitting? Not even sure what cup I am these days…

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8. Sorry WHAT size did you say I am?

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9. I’VE BEEN WEARING THE WRONG BRA MY WHOLE LIFE

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10. My poor poor breasts

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11. Hmm, should I got a thong to match this bra?

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12. Is it hygienic to have a string of beads between your butt cheeks?

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13. What is up with this lace? Is it made from stinging nettle?

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14. Will this make me look like Victoria’s Secret model?

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15. There’s a guy in here – is he a perv?

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16. Oh there’s a guy in here! His girlfriend’s dragging him along. Poor guy

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17. Am I too old for Sponge Bob underwear?

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18. Should I get these as, you know, a TOTAL joke?

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19. Will my nipples show through this bra?

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20. Bras are basically just holding cells for your breasts

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21. Maybe I should go braless?

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22. Maybe I should buy a sports bra?

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23. Maybe I should actually do some sport first?

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24. Which bra will give the illusion that my boobs are GINORMOUS!

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25. Do I get a balcony/padded/contour/plunge/soft cup/strapless/underwire???

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26. Do I need it to be water-resistant/hydro-powered/posture-enhancing/eco-friendly?

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27. UGH I don’t know. I JUST WANT A FREAKIN’ BRA!

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