14 characteristics you should avoid in a boyfriend

Other than the obvious murderer, criminal or anything that makes us a bit uneasy, these are the dodgy things you should be looking out for when finding your next boyfriend.

1. He knocks women constantly, except for you who he puts on a pedestal. He’ll say things like “Jesus, I’m thankful I’ve never had to put up with her crap” (about one of your mates). The pedestal is fake – he’s mentally criticising you too.

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2. Constantly slags women drivers

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3. Won’t go down on you…

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4. …but expects you to go down on him

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5. Has daily sayings like: “I’ll be home at 6, make sure the dinner is on the table.” Leave a tin of beans and a slice pan for him and see how he gets on.

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6. Chooses things like sports over you constantly.

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7. He makes fun of your taste in music, movies, and television.

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8. He appears to have a problem with watching porn

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9. He tries to turn everything into an opportunity to have sex with you

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10. He has cheated on someone in the past and he’ll probably do it again

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11. His “friends” don’t seem to have much time for him

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12. He openly flirts with other women in front of you, even when he knows it makes you uncomfortable.

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13. He consistently comes in at under the 60-second mark during intercourse..

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14. He refuses to hang with your friends or is completely ignorant in their company when he does.

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