10 signs you are getting older

One minute you’re drinking two bottles of JP Chenet and bouncing out of bed the next morning and then one year later, a glass of pinot grigio at a family barbecue is enough to tie you to the toilet the next day.

Ah, getting older.

1.  Drinking equals dying

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Everything hurts.

2. Sleep is the most important thing

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A nightclub? Zzz…

3. You’re so fat

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When you were sixteen you survived on nothing but ham rolls and Hunky Dories and there was never a pick on you. Now you eat salad for lunch and occasionally use low fat milk and you’re pretty sure nothing is changing.

4. D.M.R. (Deep Meaningful Relationships)

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Single life is great. Then suddenly you’re 23 and the only relationship you’ve ever had has been with your fridge. Crap.

5. Weddings. Why? WHY?

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One of your friends has just messaged you to inform you that another girl in your year has just got engaged. Seriously?!

6. Baby talk

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Please stop. Cats, not babies. Cats.

7. Avoiding awkward questions

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Those family reunions where all you hear is “hows the love life?” or “any talent?” Gah!

8. Home sweet home

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You find yourself feeling a sense of pride in an organised wardrobe and a gleaming bath. It’s the little things.

9. Dressed to impress

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You finally realise what suits you and what doesn’t. Short skirts with your arse hanging out? No.

10. Parental guidance

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You are officially old when you realise your parents were right all along. Damn it!

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