10 mistakes you will probably make while drunk

“I’m never drinking again” – often heard but never followed through on. Yes, we always enjoy ourselves on nights out but much of the time, we make idiots of ourselves along the way. Let’s have a look at some of the biggest drunken mistakes we make.

1. Mixing different kinds of alcohol
It’s never a good idea.


2. Not eating before you start drinking
Halves your ‘getting drunk’ time, increases your bile vomiting chances.


3. Eating AFTER drinking
We all do it – the seven thousand calorie takeaway that we use as a pillow when we fall asleep. It’s never a good idea.


4. Texting
Yes, at the time it feel so good to get that rant off your drunken chest or text your ex to tell them you still love them four years after you’ve broken up. But it is definitely a bad idea, so make sure you tell your Mr. Hyde that next time the two of you cross paths.


5. Crying
Yes, we get it, she has the same dress as you. Now zip it, Drunky.


6. Fighting
It’s never a popular decision on any night out. Nights out are for enjoyment, not some drunk trying to gouge your eyeballs out because you looked at them in a weird way. Yes I use my eyes to look. Yes, I might have looked around the place. Yes, they might have caught your eyes because you were looking too. No, it doesn’t mean I want to fight you. Who are you? The International Eye Police?


7. Becoming friends with someone you actually hate
The next morning: “I hate myself.”


8. Sleeping with a stranger
Not a mistake for everyone but can make some people feel really bad about themselves.


9. That one you can’t remember – The Fear for the week over it
You wake up and you just know you’ve done something wrong but can’t quite put your finger on it – neither can anyone else and you’re left baffled for years. Until that one weekend three years later someone meets you and says “No way! Remember that night you…?” Oh dear.


10. Drinking ALL the drink
Not pacing yourself and drinking every single drop in sight. The repercussions are inevitable….


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